Elmblad Media Group

Contributing Artist to The New Scum

author, musician, comedian, handyman, degree-holder, champion athlete, light-based communications expert

Hoop is a maniac. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. Well known for his spur-of-the-moment cross country trips, binge drinking, and predilection for meaty and emotionally insecure women; Hooper felonious can be found anywhere, at any time, in any bar, or in your home. You will not be privy to his arrival until it's too late to do anything about it. Although Hoop is an ideal ally for any ideological or alcohol-related battle, you can't count on him staying around for too long if he gets bored. There's plenty of fat bitches all over the world for him to mate with. Of late, there have been rumors that Hooper Felonious is from outer space.      

"Searching for the Dream" ------------- WORK IN PROGRESS